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sadly it is exactly 400pix tall so the words smoosh it XD

I did notice that...but they go so well together! ; _;

~flops~ I really really reeeeeeeeeally don't want to work saturday ;-; Tomorrow is short, so I don't mind, but I work fricken 8:45-5 saturday. It's going to be so looooooong.

Then don't Azzy. Don't with all your might. XP

I have no choice x.x' I shouldn't complain cause I probably only have one or two weeks with lots of hours since my boss suuuuucks at working with school schedules and school starts the week after next.

i feel yucky ;^; someone distract me

Azzy: I've been there. Not the school thing, but the sucky boss bit that ruins your hours thing.

Chocobo: *Starts to strip and remembers he already doesn't have a shirt on.* ...Hmmm.

X'D lordy~ well either way i am distracted


so who would like to have a +8 foot tall penis for a pet? it moves eats sleeps poos on the carpet when you don't take it out and otherwise acts like a particularly dim dog

I think I could tame an eight foot tall plus penis. I would make it do yardwork, and have it wave at neighbors.

how could you make it do yardwork? XD it has no hands ons only rudimentary legs

It's got a hole in it, don't it? And if it's got a good set 'a balls, it could MAYBE flex it's way into holding something.

same hole as your mouth and how could it stand?

..Damn your logic. I'll put it in the livingroom and use it like one of those large furniture pillows that looks like a penis. BUT IT REALLY WILL BE ONE. I'll have the biggest one on this continent. *Grins wide.*

oxo don't forget to feed it and take it on walkies or it will be the biggest /rotting/ real one on the continent

And bathe it often, I know, I knoooowwww~ I think by now I'd know how to care for a prick. *Smirks, cocking a hip to put a fist on it.* ...Pun intended.

@_@ I feel bad, I keep poofing.

But yeah... x.x I am hoping to find a new job soon, I need to start looking...