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Ultima wishes to be a trap/femme boy... But this will never happen, sadly T^T

+a bit proud of his trap-ness+
Confusing people with it... is the best.
e u e

I know, I long for that TTATT
I love confusing people online, keeping them guessing. But irl, everyone sees my as my birth gender =/ It's soooo frustrating >A>

Lol honestly, it's nobody's business what gender you are. =A=;
So nobody should really be concerned with asking people if they're a guy or girl. I always wondered why people have such a stick in their asses about it. Like.. really, why would you need to know someone else's parts so desperately
That's a little violating, imo. xD
Because, whenever I see someone persistently like "R U BOI OR GURL?" it's like asking "do you have a penis? or do you have boobs?"
And I wonder what the hell they use that information for. You shouldn't give a shit unless you're sexually interested in that person. Because you know.. different routes.
+shotdead+

Hehe, living inbetween genders is kinda ... weird. XD
Because if someone asked "are you a guy or a girl?" 1) I would be ecstatic as fuck, 2) I would say "no" or "neither" and then 3) say something along the lines of "if what you're trying to ask is whether I'm an inny or an outy, I'll never tell"
I'm just weird owo; I want people to see me and think "Was that a guy? No wait, that's gotta be a girl, no wait, wtf?"

OMFG I'M JUST SO WEIRD OKAY >A>

Lololol, that's not weird, that's actually pretty common.
I'm like that sometimes. +likes being an enigma+
But I hate to be referred to as "she/her" merely because I look like a girl, so I like to make it a point that people know I'm a dude.
Plus it's always fun to slap up my picture, wait a bit, and then say "oh yeah, I'm a mannn"
I did that to my Tera guild.
Was great. xDDD
So many "I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW"s. = u =
And then I was the guild trap.
People just started calling me "hey trap" xDD

Heh, I like showing my picture only to try and get people to guess what my birth gender is XD (I always crop it so you can't see my chest, etc >3>)
But unfortunately most people have guessed correctly with no hesitation. -sigh- v.v;

But on every avatar site I've been on, I love gender-bending my avatars.
.....
As if you couldn't tell XDD

xDD
Who needs gender, fffff

I just got the biggest burst of happiness, just because I found a bag of rye chips.
Ohmygahd.

XDDD

Rye chips > gender?

I realize what I'm about to say can be taken wrong on so many levels...

GENDER ISN'T PLEASANTLY SALTY AND IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST CRUNCH EVER.

XDDDD And on that note, ulti needs sleep haha

I hope you don't dream about salty, crunchy gender.
....
I need to be shot so bad. xDD
I'll seeya lololol

=_=

=wakes up to the sound of domestic violence=
so the neighbors down stairs have been arguing under my window while walking their dog. I am pretty sure they woke up the person living downstairs that has children.

Should I call the cops? I don't think they have come to blows yet.

I would call the police.
Better safe than sorry.
It's always best to call and have nothing happen than to have something happen and not call.

//rolls around the thread giggling

Also to add to the Convo
asami could never be mistaken as a male.. her beans are too huge >> //is beyond a G cup ><