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Tales of Graces-

Pascal: I've been having some serious thoughts lately.
Cheria: About what?
Pascal: About how I can think more seriously about things.
Cheria: Oh brother...
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Sophie: Pascal, what's an airhead?
Pascal: Someone who's SOOO smart, they can control air with their mind!
Sophie: Wow, you're amazing...

I'm never really good at remembering quotes on the spot, but this one has stuck with me for a while:
"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your Dead."
Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect 3 says it to your female Shepard if you romanced him, it also is an old Irish saying.

I know the one. It varies a little (one has "Fourty years in Heaven" I think) but it's all over souveniers in Ireland or on little signs here and there. I forget the first part.

Can't think of another game quote. More Minsc!

"Ah, we are all heros. You and Boo and I. Hampsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!"

He says this to any Shep as long as he's loyal from 2. It's a good quote.

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
―Cave Johnson

"Wait what if this hurts? what if this really hurts? Awww i didnt think of that."
Portal 2 Wheatly

"You are not just any regular moron you where made to be a moron." -GLaDOS Portal 2

I clearly do not spend enough time paying attention to the conversations in the games I play. Some of these are really funny!

"I hope that isn't Chris's Blood"

" You were almost a Jill Sandwich"

Best lines through the whole game -- Resident Evil

Bird! Bird! Bird! - GLaDOS

''Don't worry, I've got THIS. It's really powerfull. Especialy against living things.'' - Barry Burton - Resident Evil

Actualy, the whole game over song from Total Distortion. It's called You are dead by Joe Spark and it's make fun on you dying. This is just way too long to type.

Spaaaaaaaaaacccccceeeee - space core

More from Tales of Graces...maybe I'm a bit addicted to that game :p

Hubert: Over in a flash!
Sophie: Asbel, how long is a flash?
Asbel: It's less than a second.
Sophie: -points- Why is he lying?
Hubert: She is...insufferable!

I can't think of a whole lot right now, but I love a lot of the exclamations that the American soldiers in Battlefield 3 make. xD

"I'm gettin' fucked up the ass over here!", "I'm gettin' my shit pushed in!", and "'bout to DROP this motherfucker!" LOL, it's just so Americanized.

Does Tallis doing an impression of a Nug call count as a quote?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0C61oer6cs

"I hate the water."
"I hate Ayn Rand."
"I hate vans."
"I hate sewers."
"I hate train yards."
"I hate subways."
"I hate small towns."
"I hate planes."
"I hate lawyers, when are they gonna get done practicing law?"
"I hate elevators."
"I hate helicopters."
"I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."

"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"

"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."

- Francis and Bill, Left 4 Dead.