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-Falls over- I'ma just drink from the bottle.

-Reaches over the counter and takes the vodka.-

EHH?! Lemme go! I have a customer here!

...Not much a customer, I meant. -snatches the bottle back- Ma'am, I don't think that would be a good idea.

-Whines.- I want the vodka!

-Sits up pouting, crossing her arms in front of her just under her bosom.- I had a long day.

Fine fine.....*reaches for drink and downs in one gulp*

...Do you drink Red Bull? -reaches over, ready to make a Red Bull vodka mix-

*raises hand* Oooh, ooh, I do! Can I have one?

-glares at Alpha and reluctantly passes over the speedball- I really hope you can hold your alcohol...

Oh trust me, I can.....runs in my blood. *decides to take time with this drink* So....*takes a sip*

Okay, seriously, I've had a single sip of Monster, and no Red Bull ever. I don't intend on drinking much more than that, either.

...Speaking of which, I just ran out of flavored drinks. Urgh. So thirsty...

I do not like Red Bull. I stay away from energy drinks. They kinda mess with me...

-Makes grabby hands for the vodka bottle.-

Yeah, I know your pain Espy. And Monster? Where? *looks around rapidly*

...-dilutes the vodka with four times the cranberry juice and adds a few drops of lime and orange extract- Here you go, Lio >.> No need for overly-drunken dancing.

Er...-points to somewhere-under-the-counter- There's a full can of Monster here...I haven't touched it.

B-but I like drunken dancey time!
-Shrugs and takes long swigs of the drink.-

Mmmmm <3

What exactly would inflation entail, detective L?

*levels sword at Espy* Thou shalt hand over the delicious nectar that is Monster or thou shalt forfeit thine life!

-Pouts.-

I wish I could have something to drink at work. I'm terrified to talk to my manager but it needs to be done. I will do it when I leave!

-sneaks the rum bottle away-