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Katame Shiraga

#2161

Granted, but unfortunately, I hid in your carry-on and we are now both imprisoned for breaking the law.

I wish I was actually born in Japan, that way I would know English and Japanese at birth, and possibly German, too, depending on the situations that unfolded while I was growing up in Japan.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Darth Vader

#2162

Goddamn it. ;A; I'll stuff my mouth with as many Doritos as I can before I implode, then.

Granted, but Tokyo has become a desert, barren wasteland of corpses, dust, and nothingness. You also become contaminated with mass amounts of toxic radiation which shortens your lifespan more than trading your eyes for a Shinigami's.

I wish that I wasn't so fet.

EDIT: I replied to Froggy when I said that, dang it.

Granted, but you were born near the end of World War II in Hiroshima and were the victim of the Hiroshima bombings.

Katame Shiraga

#2163

(D: Aww.)

Granted. You are now anorexic and eventually die from malnutrition.

I wish I had a bazooka and a horse-headed tortoise. Or a bazooka-wielding, horse-headed tortoise.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Promise

#2164

Granted, but it bazookas itself in the face.

I wish I could fly :D

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Katame Shiraga

#2165

(...woot.)

Granted, but you accidentally fly into an airplane's turbines and get shredded into a bloody mess on the side of the airplane, causing several passengers inside to lose their lunch.

I wish that if Pokemon ever made a Gen 6, that the Pokemon weren't sucky pieces of s**t.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Promise

#2166

Oh D:

Granted, but, Americans run Pokemon now.

I wish I could take a vacation to Akajima, Okinawa, Japan <3
Its a cool beach island :3

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Katame Shiraga

#2167

(o.o Umm...truthfully, even if I wasn't American, I don't see how that would be a bad thing.)

Granted, but as soon as you get there, World War III ensues and all of Okinawa, Tokyo, Kyoto and Shibuya are targeted by the Russians, who are armed with "Nationkiller" nukes.

I wish I had three arms, with the extra being on the very center of my back.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Darth Vader

#2168

Granted, but you lose all fingers and thumbs on every single one of your hands.

I wish Nicki Minaj died a terrible death within the next hour.

Kali_Namir

#2169

Granted, but so did the members of Behemoth...

I wish I didn't have a class before 10am...

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Merlin

#2170

Granted, but now you have no classes ever, wasting money and resources since you didn't specify how far back.

I wish I could do something practical.

To be continued...

Kaguya

#2171

Granted, but now if you stop being practical you will die quickly of boredom.

I wish the vocaloid Miku wasn't as popular.

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Katame Shiraga

#2172

Granted. Now Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and all of those other annoying American singers are more popular than ever.

I wish that, when I hugged someone, I would randomly set on fire and shortly explode afterward.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Alpha

#2173

Granted, but you explode into a shower of glitter and confetti.

I wish America had highways like the Autobahn.

I'm only a man with a candle to guide me
I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me
A monster, a monster

Den of Two Dragons

The Bunker

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I've turned into a monster
A monster, a monster
And it keeps getting stronger

Katame Shiraga

#2174

Granted, but, since most Americans, such as myself, have no idea what you're talking about, they immediately get torn down and replaced with a McDonald's.

I wish Alpha realized that no matter what I exploded into, there was no real way to corrupt my wish. I was going to be set on fire and explode, after all. The only way to corrupt that would be to corrupt it in a good way, which is still a win-win for me.

Why be sane when being crazy is so much more fun?

♪ I'm a little S.A.D. Clown, crazy as can be!
Won't you commit some shenanigans with me? ♪

♪ I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had. ♪

My Pokemon

My Brother's

Merlin

#2175

Sad face. . . you dunnow about the autobahn, the fastest highway on the planet. . . though there's apparently going to be a speed limit placed on it for once.
Granted, however, any anti-corruptable wish you have that comes true, you get shot in a non-specific location.

I wish my cat's head was 100% better. T.T He gots a hole in his head!

To be continued...

Lauv Keiko

#2176

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granted, but then he gains another set of 9 lives and lives...FOREVER.

I wish my mom would just leave me alone. = . =

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