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*puts a padlock around her waist* ouo protection!

lol dk is now gonna struggle while walking

it will protects meh ono

but it also weighs you down

*bites hyjin*
nyohohoho

Last night
at like 2 in the morning
I was going to go to the bathroom
and the shower curtain is right next to the toilet, right
and I'm not exaggerating when I say there was a giantass black spider
the size of my palm
on the curtain
so I couldn't go like I'd planned
and since I'm too short, I couldn't kill it
because I couldn't reach it
I had to get my mother
who just stood there with shoes on her hands yelling
"UGGHH ARGGGHHH URGHHGHLHJDLJA" at it for ten minutes
so I just got my dad up
and he did it.
All that I had to go through just to piss.

LMAO.
xD I could just imagine your mom with hair curlers. xD

Oh hell no, she does nothing girly.
Plus she's an insomniac.
She was already up lol
( She's the one of my parents who scratches, farts and burps in public, and loves football. )
Though she's a wuss when it comes to things that crawl.
I would've killed it if I could reach it.
Whoever the hell put the shower curtain up like three freaking inches from the ceiling...
e___e

or your could've just let it be? x3
lol, poor spidey, it died.

I had to piss, and I can't do that with a palm-sized spider hanging over my head. xD;
And to be technical, my dad put it in a cup and threw it outside. So I don't think it died lol

Oh, you didn't mention that part.
MEDIA! *points at you*

I think it's a banana spider. xD I see them a lot. They usually eat the cockroaches, so they're more of a help.

is this the spider? xD

Nope. We don't get those here, lol
It was more taranchula-like, and all black.
But it wasn't a taranchula.
Wasn't hairy, but the same size, generally.

Ermergerd i was bitten

@meiz: that's freaky... D: all black... I'd be scared.


@Hyjin: *pokes you with a stick*

*takes stick away and breaks it over lauvs butt*
No poking