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You will get 3/4 of a Kami. Each toe is $19.95.

Wait...whose toes are you offering?

My toes instead of money? :O

o_o

What the heck have I walked into in here?

*slowly backs out of thread*

3/4 of a Kami, sold! Would you like her sliced vertically or horizontally?

id like her sliced into cubes please

Ashy likes the chunky stew.

Can I have Ashy for eating instead? :P

Yah. Ashy would be healthier and safer to eat. She's just like a pineapple. Once you get past that dangerous exterior, you reach the sweet...juicy...flesh... oQo

Kami is like a chocolate bar. I contain things that give you cavities, increase your chances of getting cancer, and make you grow lovely fur.

Ohhhhhh more fur? *noms on Kami's bum*

Ooooh. Furry tentacles? owo

*squeals* my tushie! *flails*

Kami is like a violet crumble >.>

*whines* why must I be so tasty?! *starts eating herself*

Ashy tastes like a delicious duck. <3

she doesn't taste like duck, she tastes like vegemite

No way, I think she leans towards Marmite.