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Granted, but it didn't stick and only served to make the ground moist.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, it floods.... ALL THE WAY TO THE SECOND FLOOR

I wish my roommate wouldn't bring her boyfriend to the room

Granted, we stalked you around campus holding hands and making out and generally making you uncomfortable instead.

I wish my roommate would stop being bitter about my ability to attract men.

Granted, I'm overly happy for you and follow you around with a camera, commenting without shame about how I want to be at the wedding and present for EVERY major event from then on

I wish I could attract men

Granted, you attract a lot of creepy men.

I wish Utah didn't suck.

I already do that DX

Granted it's so awesome you CAN"T LEAVE

I wish ticks didn't exist :<

Granted, but you had to eat every single tick in existence to extinguish the species.

I wish I had an Eevee plushie.

Granted, but it's evil and take over the world
i wish i was partying right now

Granted, but the teleportation process to get you to a party could not teleport your clothes, so you arrived in the nude.

I wish I had Pokemon SoulSilver.

Granted, but you have no DS to play it.

I wish I had another dog.

granted but the dog is gay...


i wish i own a rabbit

granted but it is the size of your house

i wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow

granted but instead of exams you get 10 times the homework then usual

I wish I had a new bed ><

Granted, but you're missing some screws so you can't put it together.

I wish I could eat something

granted but the only food is the most spiciest food in the world

I wish I had more comic books

Granted, but they're exactly the kind of comics you didn't want

I wish it stopped raining