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WHELP. TIME TO GET THE TABLET OUT THEN.

I hope someone besides me is enjoying this.

BI Oh My God. You did Spidey Pony. I love him.

He's busy being fabulous on his sexy web of love.

Why does this...

:I DC, when did you turn into a girl?

It's been a day or two now. 8D

o3o Whatchu supposed to be? A hooker? High paid escort?

Tfff. Can't a girl just have fun without people assuming they can buy her? *tosses hair*

:I So does this mean I shouldn't give you skanky clothes?

You can give me all the skanky clothes you want. 8D You just won't get any lap dances out of it.

8D I'm fine with that! (owo now lets see if ma trades even work!)

AHH
Someone just called me. ABOUT A JOB. ...a temporary overnight job, but still. I scared. WHAT DO I SAY WHEN I CALL THEM BACK? I don't even know if the same person who called will be the one to answer or what. HOW DO I DO THIS

Oh my gosh, that Spiderpony. That is beautiful.

IF THEY OFFER YOU A JOB, AND YOU WANT IT, SAY YES?

BUT BUT BUT
I missed the call and now I have to call back. WHAT DO I SAY WHEN THEY ANSWER THE PHONE D'8 I'm no good at phone etiquette. Or any sort of etiquette. Or phone. Or jobs.

I LOVE MY SPIDERPONY OKAY, GAWD.