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Randy smelled a cookie, glowered at it, and chucked it at Skeezy with all the force he could manage--which, being Randy, was quite a lot.

Skeezy yelped and toppled over, falling right into Benti Harimura and dumping his cookie tray all over him, covering him with crumbs and icing.

Benti yelled and swatted at him. "Now look at the mess you have made!" he complained. "Get out of here, and take your cheating grocery store fare with you!"

Skeezy yelped and threw a cookie at Benti's face before he ran away.

Benti caught it in mid-air and threw it after Skeezy with a growl...

Alicia pulled out a tissue and began wiping at Benti's face, "now look...he's made a mess!"

"Filthy creature," Benti muttered, bending so that she could clean him.

After she had finished she gave him a kiss, "That's the best I can do my darling,"

The next entry was labeled "Mississippi Mud Pie" and it was submitted by Lady Stinkmeaner.

Randy ducked away from the table while pushing the pie toward the edge.
Seeing the name of the entry, Anthony eagerly took a bite without stopping to inspect it first...

The mud pie was indeed, a literal mud pie with mud scraped from the bottom of the Mississippi river among other, less pleasant ingredients.

Anthony spit it out in a hurry and yelped. "Is that... real mud?!"

"And summa my own milk!" Lady Stinkmeaner cackled shaking her chest.

With a grim expression, Randy offered Anthony the nearest trash bin in which to vomit...

The next entry was a peach cobbler made by Kari Johnson.

Anthony was careful to look at the entry and the person who'd entered it before tasting this time. He was much more pleased with the results.

The next entry was another Mississippi mud pie, but this time it was Karl's and it was made of chocolate and not actual mud.