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RAYMOND FREE ENVIORNMENT!

gotta go eat now, back in a bit.

So Raymond is on our list of creatures we will not allow into our environment?

and alright. I shall hunt for a food, myself.

Yes, Raymond and Winston.

I am back.

Hello again. Don't feel like I want anything we have at the moment... Going to bake mushrooms. With nothing on them, because we're out of lemon and soy sauce doesn't look appealing after I accidentally read the sodium level.

Ew,

at least mushrooms are nice?

yes... nice but boring by themselves. Found a can of soup that isn't quite as terrible as the other soups or the ramens. Maybe I heat that up to go with mushrooms.

indeed, sounds decent enough.

The soup isn't phenomenal, but at least it doesn't have two thousand sodiums and fifty fats. - A-

....Willis did you call me by accident? My phone rang and then there were microwave beeping sounds and the sound of someone rummaging around in a cabinet.

...That's odd. o _o and holy crap, I did. LOLOLOLOLOL
My phone locks so that you can't do that. And yet I see a recently dialed call right there. wtf.

I KNEW THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMA'S MICROWAVE!

...YOU RECOGNIZE HER MICROWAVE BY SOUND?

*still trying to figure out how my phone not only unlocked, but dialed a number while in my pocket* >8[ ...Maybe it was still on the screen because I didn't go to the main page after I hung up. BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW THE BUTTONS WERE PRESSED.

Welllll not just the microwave the sound of the pots and pans being rattled were also the same as when you were in the kitchen that day we made pancakes and other such stuff. I recognized her cabinets and your footsteps and your breathing.

BREATHING? YOU CAN HEAR BREATHING THROUGH MY POCKET?

It's not that loud but yes, I can hear you breathing just a bit,

but it's your footsteps and the way you move in the kitchen that I recognized....and your grandma's microwave.