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B raised her eyebrows. "You've got... You've got little boobies!" She stifled a giggle. "Did the Pac-fairies get you?"

Kurt nodded and grimaced, "I can't go to the station like this! I'm a woman!" he growled although his voice was far less menacing in it's higher pitch.

This time B couldn't hold back her laughter. "You can still do all the things you normally do... and more," she said as she approached to inspect him more closely.

"More? I'm shorter! And there are flabby parts on me! How can I do my job in this condition!" Kurt barked.

B sniffed him as she circled around him. "You'll be fine," she insisted, wrapping her arms around him from behind. "It's only for twenty-four hours."

"Ah, well that's not so bad, I'll just take the day off," he relaxed into her arms.

She grinned. "You don't make a bad-looking woman," she commented.

"Y...you think so?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.

"Uh huh." B turned him around and kissed him.

Kurt returned her kiss, "What are you up to, dear?"

"Well, you're a woman for the day... and I'm a man for the day..." She smiled again, a mischievous show of pointed teeth as she pressed him close.

"I think I know what you're getting at," said Kurt wrapping his arms around her.

"You're not scared?" she cooed, backing him against the wall.

"Well....I'm slightly nervous," Kurt admitted, a blush painting his cheeks.

B kissed him there, then along his chin and down his neck. "I won't hurt you," she promised sweetly as she rubbed against him.

Kurt grinned and put his arms around her, "Going to be gentle because it's my first time?" he asked.