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You get your 100 speckled eggs! But there was a postal delay and they arrive after the event shops close.

I wish for pea soup that won't make me sick.

Granted: But now you can only eat Pea Soup

I wish for Salone

Granted. You get a signed photograph of Salone. It's forged...and covered in strange gore.


I wish for more wishing.

Granted! However, all you get is the ability to wish for things, the wishes are never actually delivered.

I wish...I wish...IIIII wish that Anastasia would get a sequel. Not the Bartok spinoff, but an actual sequel.

Granted! Anastasia now has a sequel. It's direct to DVD. The songs are terrible.


I wish for the Canadian Mint to release some turquoise money!

Granted! but now all money is made of turquoise.

i wish for the word greats fishing spot. that is safe

Granted but fishing in that spot is prohibited.

I wish I could see the past.

You get a history book. With pictures!

I wish for a set of all the donation items that I have missed.

Granted but you are banned for obtaining items illegally.

I wish I could remember the password to my old gmail account (that is still linked to several of my profiles).

Granted, but someone hacked into the account when you were away and changed it.


I wish for a cheese biscuit.

Granted. However, it is given to you by an Australian, therefore it is a cheese cookie. Have fun with that.

I wish for a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

granted. but we left it out in the sun to long, so drink up

i wish i hand all the rule free wish's i what

Granted. But as it turns out, you're a terrible wisher. You would have been better off with the twisted versions.



I wish for potatoes.

Granted - your body is transformed into potatoes and the Trisphites eat with much rejoicing.

I wish to not be sad...

Granted, but now you are just extremely angry all the time instead.

I wish this sinus cold would go away.

It goes away, but it takes your actual sinuses with it. Oh dear.

I wish Christmas songs wouldn't play constantly for two months straight before Christmas.