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Angrily pulls me down into the depths of hell. OnO

Dropped some papers, and when I went to help pick them up, headbutted me and I got stabbed through the brain by an overly gelled hair spike.

With something sneaky and evil from that bag on their hip because the super sized scalpel is TOO obvious.

Draw out the venom of snakes and shoot it at me in a magic bullet.

Some super-swift stab I'd never see coming? xD

Little nanite machines will eat me up and process me into materials Vincent could use to enhance himself.

Jurinjo sicks the fan-girls on me to tear me apart.

Summon an ethereal sword that slays my soul, leaving just a hollow husk.

fan-girls are a terrifying force indeed O____O

Espy would stare at me until my soul withered.

Jurinjo would probably start up a tornado to tear me to shreds. xD

Vincent would exorcise me back to hell...

Law would drag me with along when Vincent exorcises him. *digs fingers into the floor* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sweep up dust and send me into an asthmatic fit >.>

He would charge at me drunk and naked like the berserkers did the Romans. I wouldn't have a clue what how to hell I'm supposed to fight a naked man with all his stuff hanging out and in my hesitation he kills me.

I was very confused by your first sentence for a bit, haha. Though...I'd be less worried about the hanging stuff than the sword.

Ju would...uh...take out some hairpins and stick them in my gut >.>

He would behead me and present his spoils to the beast god. XD