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Really, bubble gum -> Blob? XD

Let's see...what can we think of that doesn't turn into horror...

Candy?
Bunnies?
Rainbows?

Umm...bunnies...Frank from Donnie Darko...
Rainbows translates to Leprechaun...a bad horror flick.
Candy...maybe-nope. Candy = poison...

Pencils? Nope...Final Destination...

I know! Pluto! It is not large enough to host any evil malevolent force. Pluto the dwarf planet is now the new cute little bunny!

But bunnies are evil remember. xD

Candy = poison? where does that come from?

o_O So now pluto is the safe, nice one.

lol
Umm...that one is from real life - kids being poisoned from halloween candy (not that frequent,and most cases the adult was trying to get at a relative's child for some reason...)

Ahh.
Yeahh that's kinda wrong. x:
But eh. What can you do...

candy is poison to your teeth and body

Somewhat true. (depending on concentration, almost anything could be hazardous/poison)

I heard that things like fish, eggs, and even rice were poison o.o
Some kinda list of the top 7 or 8 poisonous things we eat.
cheese and water were included too. XP

Im not here nope

For a negative of something to exist, the potential or possibility of the positive must exist, even if the positive does not exist.
Therefore, you could be here-
*realizes it's a double negative*
*headdesks*

o.o
-unscrews head after listening to ensure brain is okay-

That is sort of the frail piece of poor logic that I used to justify that existence...well, exists...because reality is subjected to one's senses, which are quite possibly fallible on all levels, and which could even not really exist in the first place...which is a concept difficult to grasp...that I used when I was in the "very ill mental state" thing....

Natsu defys logic cause he is a sexy foxdragon

*Uses god-like powers of Chaos to make Natsu "here"*

As I was saying, Natsu is "Here"...so, Hi, Here!

/hands the "gun that shoots bad jokes" to Natsu to shoot the terrible joke.

*shoots the bad joke and eats the remains* <3

Okay. XD
Lawman's makin bad jokes again. :B -noms on lawman- XD