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i am a potato

Should I be concerned that a potato has acquired the ability to browse the Internet?

-takes potato and edges towards boiling water-

NUUUUOOoooooo!!! Save the Potato! It is the first communicating plantlife! It must be studied! *hauls BakedGewds the potato off to the Lab*

Also, *hugs Nikko*

NO KILL IT! It just wants to take over the internet and make everything into a potato version! D':

It's begun...potato is life. potato is all. All hail the conquering potato.



xD

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE *Blasts off*

*The rocket becomes potato*

D:

LET ME EAT THE POTATO!

I R HONGRY!

*Screams and jump out of potato rocket and drifts of into the sun*

Eros! That's a giant Sun Potato Chip!

*Stops existing refuses to go on*

What did I come back to? I am so confused....

I don't know it started with someone being a potato and then everything got all intense and potato-y.

*materializes from a pile of glitter* I think I missed a thing happening.

*Everyone hears insane laughter in the background*

POT~TA~~TOES

...Anywho, how is everyone today?
*Restores Eros to a decidedly less potatoe-oriented hell, also known as reality.*