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yay! Black! why are you going to the library most of the time anyways?

With the limited amount of home internets I spend as much time as I can there... I have a tad bit of an addiction to video games.. heh.

*Looks around* Did someone say "Library?" xD

:( I didn't make it this time.. My hip decided to go on the fritz so I was unable to walk anywhere.. Poo.

Where's the barkeep, I need a drink.

ESPY!!!! We need a Coconut Rum over the rocks, a shot of Vodka, and fine Apple wine! No Molotov Cocktails this time!
xD

Also...I just realized I am less than 10 days from legally being able to drink/buy drinks.

.... *Grabby hands* Coconut...... -drools-


Oooo Happeh Early Birthday!!!
I umms.. Never hand my first drink until my 22nd birthday.. And it was an 18 year old who got me to do it.. I'm a weird person.

I wound up needing some of it once or twice, as Rum seems to have the unique ability to cure migraines when Excedrin and all don't.

Are we discussing alcohol? Yay.

-Glomps Gozed spilling Coconut Rum everywhere-

oopsies.

MY RUM!!!! Why is the rum always gone?!

There's a little left!! -tips bottle over-

Oops..

My rum is always gone cause I make the drinks too strong.

-stumbles-
No sutch fing as to strong ah durrink.
-hiccups-

Jus poeple whos can nay hanle thar durrinkz.

Okay, that made me laugh.

*Helps Black to a table so they don't stumble over themselves*

-Tips empty bottle upside down, looking frustrated-
I dunno wha ya are talkin 'bout.... An' zee rum is gone..



(Black may or may not be one of such people who can nay handle their drinks...)

Well, ye be in luck, me boyo. Here, we hav' the finesht of ales, the shinyest of wines, and the strongest of rums...that were spilled all over the cod-flagnited floor by a certain scallywag!