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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way...

*Is hit with a brick*

*puts duck tape on Lawton's mouth* No Christmas yet! It isn't even December!

STILL NEED TURKEY DAY FIRST

*Rips Duct Tape off of mouth*
Beetlejuice!

-Krazy glues and duck tapes lawtan mouth shut-
None of that either

MMMmmm!!!! Mmmm! Mmmmmm!!

*Creates a new mouth on hand* Beetlejuice!

-ducktapes hands-
no need for chaos

*A mouth appears on my big toe...*

*kisses the mouth before it says anything* okay we are putting you in an airless vacuum

*Reforms body into a medium through which sound can travel, and spirit into a soundwave* BEETLEJUICE!!!

O.O you fool you cursed us all with his insane chaos. WE ARE ALL DOOMED

*Insane Music plays in the background, while shadows cast Tim-Burton twistedness*

NOPE
-waddles out of the room-

Nah, Beetlejuice was summoned years ago, took on the name Illusion, and joined Trisphee.

Besides, all I have to say is "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" and it's over xD

why are we beetlejucing all over the thread?

._. It's a Tim Burton movie. Beetlejuice (a homophone of the constellation) is a "human exterminator" for the underworld.

Essentially, imagine a chauvinistic guy living in a trailer eating greasy food and watching TV...who has the tongue of a salesman and the power of a high-level poltergeist. Then imagine his plans blowing up in his face.

(A more light-hearted cartoon that removed the chauvinistic part was also released)

You summon or banish him by saying his name 3 times.