@Law
I've never actually been drunk and I've never drank alcohol in real life. o.O Let's just say that as a kid a lot of bad things happened because of alcohol and I don't want to take the chances doing the same things myself so I don't even drink it. I'll eat food cooked in it, but I won't have anything with actual alcohol.
I wasn't thinking about the R7 - I was thinking about one of the Skype chats.
Drunk may have been an overstatement. (Bad use of words. I wasn't trying to imply "drunk and reckless" - more "buzzed and slightly loopy")
It made a puddle, so now there is a puddle of apple juice in the crevice of my butt cheeks.
Now I'm waiting for Mr. Tweetums to come by to have a little bath in it. I'm now a bird bath filled with apple juice! BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!