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Alatariel

#273

That's adorable. I would be the same until someone explained / showed me the joke a few times. XP fortunately, I've heard this one before tehe

Obsidian

#274

I try to enjoy the small things in life. Makes me want to try to make up my own.

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Glitch

#275

I like your avi obsi! :D

CupcakeDolly

#276

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obsidian

This got me cracking up laughing.

Someone had shared it on Facebook and I said it out loud (I knew it had to have been something dorky but funny) and got it immediately. So I told Mom to say it and I busted out laughing (I swear I've been given some sort of marijuana injection or something). She couldn't figure it out, so I had my brother come in and had Mom say it again and he started chuckling. Mom still couldn't figure it out so I finally said it and she got it. XD

Nice! Moms are awesomely oblivious to dirty jokes.

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im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

Tohopekaliga

#277

...My mom isn't. She's likely to make them.

Glitch

#278

There's nothing wrong with a mom that knows how to have fun

Salone

#279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tohopekaliga

...My mom isn't. She's likely to make them.

I know that feeling. I was dating a girl who had a very snobby, uptight holier-than-though mother. We're all together at Christmas, and she takes this opportunity to tell a very humorous joke about an interestingly placed rooster in a man's pants at a theater. As well as others.

It was golden.

CupcakeDolly

#280

My mom usually has to think about dirty jokes for a couple of seconds, then she just smiles and sort of scoffs and rolls her eyes. It's the best!

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im gonna fly off the handle
im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

Glitch

#281

my mom likes to make them but she whispers them like she's being naughty. If I say anything though she gives me this look like "who are you?!"

Batty

#282

-plops down-

Halloooo.

Mama bat to a beautiful baby bat <3

Pinkie

#283

Apparently this is the thread to be in

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CupcakeDolly

#284

'Ello, Batty dear!
WinterGlitch, your mom is just odd.

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~ Love is fleeting
Revenge is forever ~

im gonna fly off the handle
im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

Glitch

#285

This is always the thread to be in >3>

Pinkie

#286

I see that. Good for you!

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~*~*~*~*~*~♥ ...Together forever and a day...♥ ~*~*~*~*~*~

Batty

#287

Ello ello!

Hows everyone?

Mama bat to a beautiful baby bat <3

Salone

#288

Good! A little tipsy but good!

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