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So.. We should fight Santa with reverse psychology then..?

Best way may be to capture and break the fiend. Put the fear of dog into the candy-caned cretin.

Or we can administer a toxic candy cane poison into the air and kill him!

Or is Santa toxin proof?

Should have just poisoned the cookies….

... But the off chance of poisoning millions of kids.

WE HAVE A TOP ELF! I repeat. WE HAVE A TOP ELF!

Illusion, Tiva, the elf is yours to torture for Santa's weaknesses.

The elf got drunk at a New Year's Party and was easily captured by the Pined Forces

*Slaps elf*

I have important questions to ask ya.... WHAT COLOR IS SANTA'S UNDERWEAR!?

... Uh-Huh.

He doesn't wear any underwear.. He goes commando? Interesting...

*sighs* Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest!

I DO SAY! THAT'S PERFECT!

*plants one on him* We have done it!

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I DO SAY! Nothing is happening... Dare I say Santa is.. ITCH PROOF?

Santa's suit is like sandpaper - his nerves are sore and resistant to itching. However, this has thrown back his plans, methinks.

...He's aware of us, now.