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Yes, well... With me, everything's medical. -Cough-
Anyway! Welcome!

I wanted to post a hangout here so I could.. yanno... get currency, and chat with folks, and generally just bum around and have a good time. Hospital is open!

Please mind all your fingers, toes, tentacles, and other appendages. Free checkups for those who qualify.

I would like a checkup!

Hmmm... what do you look like under that hazmat suit?
There are standards. >>

-Cough'mystandards'coughcough-

Oh that is a mystery.

xD

Well... as long as you have a heart, and lungs, and... stuff. I guess I could. Maybe. -Considers- No removing the suit, huh?

Glitch is secretly just a floating blob of goo with eyeballs
=n=

(and I'm afraid, very afraid)

Oh HELLO. You're cute. -Grins-

Oh gosh. That grin looks like you want to dissect me
o_o

Who's to say that you wouldn't enjoy it? -Wink-
Come on, hop on up. Examination table's to the left.

It won't hurt! ....
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...
Much.

Ahaha I never liked hospitals much
I wouldn't want to overstay my welcome
*inches towards the exit*

H-hey hey hey. No. Come back here.
-Grabs arm- I'm friendly! I promise!

-Offers candy- Stay?

Shhh Hero nobody was supposed to know.

Ohhhhh Candy!

I..guess I'll stay for a bit
*takes a lollipop*

Please don't take my brains Glitch

-Throws candy all over for people-
Candy for everyone! We have chocolates too, but I'm not throwing those. That's a waste.

*finds the toffee and eats it* good thing you aren't a dentist