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It's hard to say with masks and stuff, riiight?

It's not as if blue skin gives away who I am. Nope. Definitely not.


While you're here, gaze into my crystal ball, and perhaps you shall find the answers you seek!

...What's that? The fortune teller's over there? Crap. They took my crystal ball, too. Oh well. I'll wing it.

How does it feel to be a fish?

Follow-up question, how many eggs do you lay a year?

Kind of fishy, if you ask me.


And, as it happens, I am neither female nor a hermaphrodite, so... no eggs from me.

*offers Kinder Surprise eggs*

Did you know that Kinder Surprise eggs are banned in the US, but not for the reason people think?

What is the reason people think? And what's the actual reason?

People think it's due to safety reasons. The real reason is that back in 1938, Mars Candy Company pushed a law through that bans the sort of candy that Kinder Surprise eggs are, to "Make a more fair market", but really it's a non-competition law. Nestle got sued when they tried introducing a similar candy in the US back in the late 1990s.

Kinder eggs came from those mean ol Germans, you know!

I like chocolate and I like silly toys, so kinder eggs seem great. :D

Question: What is that orange creature that is floating next to you? Is it mayhaps a baby dragon? :o

It's a mythical salamander!

According to myths, the salamander is a large, wingless fire-breathing lizard. Similar to a dragon, but not quite the same.

Why does mine fly? Rule of cool, of course.

o_o. I see.. What's a non-competition law though? And what are these meant for?

Because you guys were talking about eggs before, I can't help but see the dragon as a fetus >-<''

Question!

In a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like numbuh 5?

I would give it a 6 or 7. It's a nice, pleasing number, quite acceptable, but not the best.

I'd say 4, because it looks like it's in the middle of 10, but it's only half. And on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 generally gives the impression about being neutral about something, but 6 should be able to take 5's place too.

Since 5 is one of the numbers of completion, I give it a 9.

Well, I like 1, 2, 3, 4, and 7...but 5 gets a 4 on my scale. Always would make a train or a house out of it. XD

I was not aware non-competition laws were still a thing...and people complain that there aren't laws in place to support businesses (they're just not in place to support small fry...and back to fish again)

What would you do if your roommate was a pile of carnivorous Valentine's day slime?