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I guess I will be here to waste my time, lol :P I've been waiting for you to start a talking thread so that I could come and lurk it.

Although, found a joke about wasting time so, why not!

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."

Ohhhhhh I see what you did there =P

Eye hoped you would see what I did there ;P

A fireman a police chief and robber walk into a bar, ouch.

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
said in the voice of the koolaid man XD
Here's to another day of bad jokes and random posting! Imma choose a bad joke winner for the last page.... 3 more posts till the next winner!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a popstar.

Heh,


Asteroids have it much easier. All they have to do is shoot down to be a rockstar.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

…. You guys are great but horrible.

What separates a cosplayer from a professional?

*Looks in bag of jokes
*Last joke in the bag reads: "IOU one joke."

If I could just bag-a-telle-r at the bank, I could get that IOU cashed in for you.

Time for an anti-joke!

A man walks into a bar.

He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Where do Cats go when they die?

Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?

Because they're suckers!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."