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App lauding? Candy crush should hire him to write more reviews!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No you're a poo!

I don't know any bad jokes, but my husband was playing a videogame where one of the character was telling bad jokes.

These are the ones I remember anyways. XD

What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of?


What did they use to drink with? Cups.


I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra.

XD both of you guys lol

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

…. that is so bad it is actually funny….

Hehe, right?

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!

=O
Oooooohhhhh
I had to tell that to everyone surrounding me XD

*just keeps giggling and snorting uncontrollably*

I specialize in sarcasm and wit not slap stick.

Only 8 more posts till the next winner =D
I may or may not have to work tonight because we have an order that has to be out by friday.... I can either try to work some tonight and have regular hours tomorrow or work 9-7 tomorrow D:

Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.

You ever hear about the invention of the shovel?
It was groundbreaking!

I tried really hard to think of a joke. . . a pun even . . .

I'v got nothing XD

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

what did the mama cow say to the baby cow
go to bed its pasture bedtime