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This sight is very j-ocular at the moment.

(But pupil be as bad as this one)

Why do fish always sing off key?
because you cant... tuna fish

Can I get a round of applause?
*Gets applesauce poured on her*

"Why are you procrastinating?"
"I'm sorry, it's innate"

D: I accidentally posted on the 50th oh noooooooo
I don't count.
*shoves tickets to law*

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

>..>
That one actually kinda hurt Ath.
In a physical manner.

Oh well. On to more REALLY bad jokes.
I will take a hint from you Ath. XD Feel what you have done to me
or enjoy it lol

What do you call bears with no bees?
Ears.

I get what you mean by it hurts xD

I'll use to same idea..

Why don't people like stairs who aren't Saints?
Because they're putting on airs.

I'll take that as "your jokes are so marvelous that they leaf me with no ground to stand on. Please, take your humerus elsewhere."

...the humor here is so brilliant that my dog fled when I read them aloud - such was his joy at hearing such gold! We are clearly the creme of the crackerbox of comedy!

>.>
The above was my attempt at being the Tick...I failed...

So...what about those egg puns, right?

I don't know who the tick is, but I laughed at the "please take your humerus elsewhere" when it was followed by "my dog fled." xD

Puns..how does one do puns '_' ...

This is my attempt at chatting. How does one chat in a joke thread?

A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at the horse and says, hey buddy, why the long face?

By ignoring terrible jokes and discussing random shenanigans =O
Speaking of bad jokes
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
You can see right through them =P

The Tick

>.> Does a meme work?

You are a spoon law
and I would not mind meme jokes either, BUT ONLY AS LONG AS THEY ARE BAD!
XD

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?