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All of the above! At the same time.

-juggles balls while stabbing self while trying to do a one-liner-
Oh goodness. Here goes.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Yay!
*excited clapping*

XD
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
-waits for crickets-

Teehee...so bad!
*gigglesnort*

Man this is hard usually I'm just being puny XD
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."
That will probably be my last one XD these are terrible XD

Ahaha! That one is great!

Ahhhh guests have left my house
as soon as I can figure how to connect blue tooth headphones to my laptop I can get back in my arting mood again

Yay arting mood sounds good!

UGH
WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF
I layered this so weirdly beforehand XD I did the foreground before the background so I have to be uber careful but at the same time the foreground is bright red so I have bright red splats everywhere to cover....
I will probably end up redoing this with acrylic, because I like the composition of it in general XD

...interesting...
I have nothing useful to input.

It's ok.
I get like this halfway through every project pretty much XD
I know it's almost finished but still

WHO WANTS TO TEACH ME TO DRAW!

GOOGLE DOES
I sometimes grab links off pintrest also when trying out new techniques

I'LL TEACH YOU IF YOU TEACH ME!

oh my gosh the penguin joke! XD