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Default #2593
Granted, but now your husband takes you to work early, and thus both of you still work early.


I wish flying pigs were real.


Default #2594
Granted! But now only pigs can fly. No other animal can fly now.

I wish my room didn't need cleaning.
Default #2595
Granted! But you will get a lot of bugs

I wish money grew on trees
Default #2596
Granted, but only one out of a million of the money trees seeds are viable, and the trees' roots are extremely susceptible to a tree fungus that destroys them and hence the tree itself. Also, now that money /does/ grow on trees, the seeds and saplings have become one of the most closely-guarded treasures of world governments.

I, um. I wish I didn't have to deal with mental illnesses, whether it be my own or anyone else's.
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Default #2597
Granted, but all those mental illnesses have been transferred to another group of people.

I wish people could fly.


Default #2598
Granted, but they need lessons first, and they're so expensive!!

I wish it wasn't so late.
Default #2599
(It's always early the next day!)

Granted, but you now have to get out of bed at 4am tomorrow.

I wish I didn't currently have and art/writer's block.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Default #2600
Granted, but you won't make any progress

I wish my wishes came true
Ruff..
Default #2601
Darn it!

Granted, but now even fleeting, intrusive thoughts come true.

I wish migraines didn't exist.
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Default #2602
Granted, but you get ultimate stomach aches constantly

I wish I can sing
Ruff..
Default #2603
Granted, but your voice is only suitable for singing songs in your least favorite genre.

I wish I could make my drawings come to life.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Default #2604
D:

Granted, but they aren't friendly in life.

I wish my dreams were nice
Ruff..
Default #2605
granted but reality is worse then it has been before

I wish I wasn't such a naturally responsible person.

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Default #2606
Granted, but you'll be depressed, and everything goes opposite the way you want it.

I wish I could master all sports
Ruff..
Default #2607
Granted, but you've suddenly become extremely terrible at everything else, including sleeping soundly, taking care of yourself, and being able to walk in a straight line.

I wish my metabolism wasn't so fast.
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Default #2608
Granted. Your metabolism is now so extremely slow you only need to eat one single strawberry to sustain you for a week. Eating any more than that... well, let's just say it would be a bad idea...

I wish I was a great fencer.
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