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I have successfully revived my (playing) dead 4 year old using jelly donuts.

one of my 4 year olds (they are triplets, so I've got 3 of them) comes out and flops onto the sectional next to me and goes, "I'm dead, Daddy."
Me: "Why are you dead?"
Wyatt: "Because I just am."
Me: "Oh. Sorry to hear that. Rest in peace. I bought donuts. But dead people dont eat donuts, so I guess I dont have to give you one."
Wyatt: -perks up- "Donuts?!"
Me: "Yes, your favorite. Raspberry jelly."
Him: "ITS A MIRACLE! I'M NOT DEAD AFTER ALL!!"

Lol jelly donuts resurrect 4 year olds. He's so silly, I love him.

Hehe, that's cute. Jelly donuts clearly have incredible power!

awe how precious <3

The power of donuts compel you!
...on a side note, your four year old has good taste. Raspberry is king.

Tohopekaliga: Lol thank you. They do! I must call every doctor and let them know! Hopefully I win a Nobel Prize for this. xD

Glitch: Thank you! <3 I love him so much!

Lawtan: Power of donuts compel you! -hits him in the head with a donut-
He does! Raspnerry is great! I also really like Cherry and Strawberry.

...Wait...you know Chinese, Irish, and...Swahili?
You are amazing!

I love that last line xD. So cute <3

Lawtan: Thanks but I'm not the best at Irish. I still struggle like a beast with it. Amd Swahili, I've only begun learning. Chinese was something I minored in in University so that I could teach it. I currently teach the 8th grade mandarin. I am a linguiphile and I adore languages and this may sound stupid but I have a lot of fun learning them. Lol.

Potironette: Lol the last line was my favorite to. Thank you. He's so silly. I love him so much. He's a fun kid to be around.

I remember my mom would take me to Dunkin' Donuts for a jelly munchkin every day after preschool... memories.

Yum, who doesn't love jelly donuts!

I actually don't like jelly stuff. I just like the idea of it. Chocolate munchkins are basically the only donut things I like

That's cute and adorable! Is it like that all the time when they're behaving?

On another note, I remember when the doughnuts used to be more jelly filled.

TwinkleQueen: Haha thats awesome. I love those silly little memories from childhood that just make you smile. :) I hope I am providing my kids with plenty of those memories for them to look back on when they get older.

Fulkth: Apparently the person right below you. Lol. Seriously though, jelly donuts are the best donuts. Mm.

Potironette: How on earth do you not like jelly donuts?!

Boris: Yeah, when they are behaving this is how it is, chill and silly. :)

I agree with you. I thought I was the only one who felt jelly donuts werent as jelly filled.

My favorite is the jelly donuts with the glaze on them. I'm not a big fan of the ones with the frosting on them mainly because I have to take 50% of the frosting off.

I wish they'd fill the donuts with more jelly. Also, that's cute!

That sounds so cuuute ^^