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Q: Why are you wearing a bowl of coleslaw on your head?
A: To protect me from the attack of flying orangutans.

Q - Why are you working out so hard?

A- Mostly dogs, sometimes cats.

Q: Who is more likely to have eaten the spagetti?

A: 84x-7^2 is equal to the color orange.

Q- Do you know anything about the frequencies of light?

A- I lost count after it turned night.

Q: How many raindrops fell during the storm?
A: It happened yesterday.

Q- When did you rob the store?

A- It's not standard procedure.

Q-Why are you marking my head like that?

A- Arrogance is a blessing to the fallen

Q: Why are they undead?

A: Two people

Q: How many people fit in your bathtub at once?

A: No, you should ask an older person about it.

Q: Do you know about the birds and the bees?
XD

A- The negative factor is actually the driving force.

Q-How will the maching work with that negative factor?
(you see I know all about physics and stuff)


A- No, I don't think you should apologize for that.

Q: My bosses newphews sisters neice aunt works somewhere and I offended her should I make it up to her?
(not a real story)

A: Magnitudes of horses rode straight into the horizon and took off into the sky to the stars.

Q: How would you describe My Little Ponies trying to make a rainbow?
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A: You should mix the flour in before, not after.

Q: Why is my gravy lumpy?
(true story, watch out for that)

A: Classical yet Crass

Q: Why don't chimpanzees like peanut butter?
A: Because stars glitter at night.

^pss your question must be answered by the answer above you xD

Q - Why do the stars need to sleep during the day?

A- No, it's not right!!