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Q: Is it this left?

A: Hippos are in the garage.

Q- I'm not sure this trailer zoo was the best idea ever. For example, where have you put the hippos?

A- The lamp is not a savepoint.

Q - So I won't get game over-ed if I try to suicide here right?

A - That's..colorful

Q- Be honest, what do you think of Romero Britto's artwork?

A- Yesterday would've been yes, today is a no.

Q- You guys are engaged right?

A- Actually, that seems like a good idea after all.

Q- What do you say we ride on our llamas and call it a race?

A- Well, it's a long story, but I can say she's better now.

Question- Why are you hoarding stuffed sock monkeys?
Answer- Because petunias are out of season.

Question - why are you dropping vases off the roof?

Answer - Well, when these things start happening, you've just got to go take photos!

Q: Why aren't you helping?

A: Everyone knows it's because dragons only really befriend cats.

Question- Why are you juggling chainsaws?
Answer: Because it's summertime.

^Your question must make sense with the answer above!

Q- Why can't I find sweaters for sale?

A- I would, but my dad is watching a horror movie in the living room.

Oh,okay! I get a little confused, I guess.
Question: Why does rain come from the sky and not the ground?
Answer: It might as well, since cavemen could not breathe underwater.

xDD I mean, your question has to be a question to my answer, So you could've asked 'why don't you go to sleep now?'

Q - Do you think fishing is an ancient sport?

A - Six times. Separately, of course.

Q: How many times did you fall down the stairs?

A: Five elephants just jumped over the fence.

Question: Where's the oatmeal?
Answer: Second star to the right, someplace in the North Pole.

Question: Where's the sun?
Answer: Print paper. Looseleaf's too flimsy for that!