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Granted, but the government gets you with property taxes and you go broke.

I wish my arms were trucks.

Granted, but they were only 1cm long and wide.
I wish my school wasnt all about football.

Granted but now its all about soccer

I wish I could change size at will

(better then football xD)
Granted, but you became a size of an ant and got stepped on.
I wish I owned trisphee.

Granted but then the site died and you couldn't afford to keep it running

I wish I didn't have to miss so much school

Granted, you come back to school but you find out that you are trapped there wearing no clothes for the rest of you life. (that was random)

I wish my dreams can come true.

Granted but only your worst nightmares come true

I wish I weren't afraid of heights

Granted, but now your afraid of land.
I wish for pie

Granted but the pie is poisonous

I wish I had a donut

Granted, but it was still doughy...

I wish I had 10 bucks.

Granted but in the form of 10 deers

I wish I could draw better

Granted, but you were only 0.00000000000001% better.

I wish I was good at geometry

granted but now bad at everything else
i wish i had a good working car

Granted but its too small to fit into

I wish I could afford a new video game

Granted, but after you earn enough money to afford a videogame.... you decide to spend it on food. >8

I wish my teacher was nice. >[

Granted but then they stopped teaching leaving you with another mean teacher

I wish time didn't fly by so fast