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-finally offers the Lutefisk to the beast-

My sister's making us going a ketogenic diet, which means this fruit salad is going to go to waste. Maybe the beast will enjoy it?

*feeds the beast some pasta*

The beast has no idea about ketogenic diets (or any diets for that matter, even though it once ate a nutrition guidebook), but it recognizes a good meal when it sees one. Soon enough your fruit salad is history.

Maybe the beast isn't nordic, or it fainted from the smell. Whatever it is, Lutefisk doesn't seem to satisfy the beast's cravings. Neither does pasta.

*offers A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread to the Beast*

*hands the beast a bunch of chicken nuggets*

The beast eats both A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread and chicken nuggets, but then it goes to sleep and the round concludes.

New Taste

"I think we figured it out", said the monarch. "The beast likes everything that is more than one word."

"Your majesty!", the scout reported. "As much as I would love to believe that... the beast has just eaten a mango. And it still looks hungry!"

Would the beast like some salmon perhaps?

The beast awakes at the smell of salmon and gracefully accepts your offer.

Dang it, I counted someone that wasn't able to go. Oh well *eats her cake*

*cautiously offers the beast some pancakes*

How about a slice of pepperoni pizza?

I offer the beast some Chicken Alfredo with four Cheese sauce

Offers the beast a baked apple pie.

Hmmm...perhaps the beast might like some s'mores?