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*offers the Beast a fresh batch of Blondies*

*fetches a bowl of candy for the beast*

The beast is delighted to find Blondies and candy at his doorstep and eats both.

I offer the beast a handful of the brownies I didn't eat that it ate but didn't eat XD

Does the beast like apples dipped in cinnamon?

I don't think the beast disgorged any brownies. And if so, they'd be slimy brownies. Is that what you want to offer? XD

Unfortunately the beast neither likes apples nor cinnamon, so apples dipped in cinnamon remain ignored.

Perhaps the beast would like a tasty peach?'
Nevermind not enough people.
XD
I jumped the gun.

A hungry villager runs forward and grabs the tasty peach before the beast can.

*shakes a fist at the villager*
Bring that back you rotten punk! Or I'll have the beast eat you!
XD

If you saw who it was, you can try XD but you still have to wait your turn.

I'll feed chicken soup to the beast.

The beast likes soup, but not chicken, so it refuses your offer of chicken soup.

*makes a Bacon Cheeseburger and offers it to the Beast*

Beast no like cheeseburger, so no Bacon Cheeseburger was eaten today.

What about pizza?
I can't remember if that's been offered already D:

I offer the beast Minestrone soup with pieces of tri-tip steak