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That's just because the workers are firing more glass to finish the bridge. How'd you even get past the barricades?!

What is that Naga going to do to you now that it's got you in its coils?!

...Lean on me with relief and murmur thanks for making him warm again. O_O

Why do these walls have flamethrowers that pop out when one goes by?

The naga? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxvzEfI0BFU

That's a dragon incubator. The eggs are passed through periodically to keep them warm when they can't be appropriately warmed.

Why is there a labyrinth in the cellar?

It is an old educational place where we taught the youth to fight. They entered kids, and exited adults. Also had to complete a puzzle or two.


Why do we have that red button that triggers a lockdown?

It's SUPPOSED to be pressed by the guards when there's danger and they want to make sure nobody can get in. It keeps the people inside safe. You'll have to manually reset the portcullises; this too is a security feature to make sure that attackers can't undo the lockdown easily.

What's that lurking behind you?!

A giant goldfish that's tired of waiting patiently for you to turn around and feed it all your snacks. Thank goodness it doesn't like to eat humans.

Since when did those burning matchsticks get into your pocket?

Haven't you noticed the electricity is out due to the storm? I'm lighting them to see if I can find, hey, it's there! *click* Found my lantern. Now let's tell each other stories!


Why do I hear chains dragging at night?

Because the gigantic subterranean machine below your house needs oiling. Those chains are supposed to be moving freely and without catching or grinding!

Why does it seem like I never get closer to the other side of this room?

Um. You're standing on the treadmill, Coda.

Why did that port just release a cloud of flesh eating insects??

It's an ecologically-friendly waste disposal room. The swarm cleans off all of the organic matter, then you flush the room with smoke so the insects retreat. What's left afterward can be washed off and recycled or disposed of by other means.

Why is there a gigantic treadmill in the hallway, then, huh?

Because giants gotta get exercise too, yo!

What's up with the fairy that biffs you in the face with sleeping powder when you walk into the room?

They're looking to swap a human into fairyland and move a fairy into human land as a changeling. It turns out you look like the person they're swapping out.

Why is that giant fork mounted on a tank and headed directly towards you?

The giantess mother is trying to get her baby to eat. "Oh, look, here comes the Panzer! Vroom!"

Why is it so dark in here that nothing can light it up?

Well, if you remove that blindfold...

Why do we have 4 keys if there are only 2 rooms?

It's always good to have a set of spares.

This ritual describes a virgin sacrifice carried out under a new moon. What is it for?

Oh, that? The text comes from what is perhaps the oldest written documentation of sexual education. Your chapter describes helpful advice for newlyweds to ensure fast conception of a healthy offspring - the bride being virgin ensures she is far less likely to carry a STD. There are also other chapters on contraception and a few intercourse positions I seriously don't recommend you to try unless you've been training for the Olympics.

It looks as if the genie you just released from that lamp now wants to kill you...?