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I offer the beast hot dog preztel crust pizza from pizza hut

The beast refuses sixteen finely crafted strawberry macaroons.

But it eats the hot dog preztel crust pizza from pizza hut.

I spelt pretzel wrong. I feel ashamed

Hmm, maybe 16 was too much.

I offer one finely crafted strawberry macaroon to the beast!

The beast also refuses one finely crafted strawberry macaroon.

But they were so finely crafted T-T

I give the beastslightly salted crackers instead

The beast shakes its head after it sniffed at slightly salted crackers.

Maybe the beast is tired of sweets.

I confidently present stuffed peppers to the beast.

completely lost but I'll feed it lasagna because it was what I had today.

*offers Freshly-baked Spanakopita with perfectly golden puff pastry to the beast*

I offer some tossed chicken salad with extra olives and no mushrooms

Maybe the beast is finally satiated, because neither stuffed peppers nor lasagna catch its interest.

But what's that? It eats the whole Freshly baked Spanakopita with perfectly golden puff pastry! And the entire tossed chicken salad with extra olives and no mushrooms (even though it doesn't particularly seem to care whether or not there are mushrooms in there).

XD silly beast XD

It just has a refined taste. I mean, it ate you... XD

But it also ate me... how refined can it be...

It ate me, too. Beast is a finicky thing. lol