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Muh stuffed peppers---rejected! D: Gonna return to the basics.

I offer the beast apples.

I offer the beast Corned Beef with Cabbage, Carrots, and Potatoes

Note to self: Next round make beast eat users only

Right now neither apples nor Corned Beef with Cabbage, Carrots, and Potatoes can satisfy the beast's cravings.

-throws caramel kettle corn at the beast-

Beast throws caramel kettle corn right back.

Uhm...... what about pulled pork sandwiches? They're delicious I promise

*curls up inside the beasts mouth* There I give you a sleepy Tiva

I Throw Reeses Pieces at the beast, and the sleeping tiva.

The beast isn't sold on pulled pork sandwiches, drops sleepy Tiva on the ground and closes its mouth before the Reeses Pieces.

*cuddles up to the beast anyway*

Beast purrs like a kitten.

Note to self: make next round "users only"

Pretty sure this is a last round Death, event is ending. But I think this would be fun to do again for another event.

*prepares crab rangoon for the beast's last supper*

So picky :(
I offer the beast Tiva covered in sunscreen

Yeah I know. Pity, isn't it? I know you've all come to like the beast's charming attitude.

Beast scrunches its nose at crab rangoon and turns its back to Tiva covered in sunscreen.

Next time I won't be eaten... I hope