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You was before me I believe and I reseted

Oh mighty Galla beast! I did not properly heed your directional advice! I am unworthy of your gift of mayo!
*sets the jar down and backs away*

I think I still have 45 minutes. Ah well, will have to be tomorrow after work then XD

-trips over mayo-

-Sets up a couple of tents, an ever-burning fire, and some roasted food for others who might pass this way - also sets out blankets, pillows, and extra clothing... before turning in himself to start anew at morning light-

-starts following food scent-

I will go East.

I will go east this time, in search of the amazing photo booth pit

-worm crawls on the ground-

-burps-

Also, a very suspicious figure sets up camp near the entrance of the maze. He looks just like your average black market dealer, wearing the obligatory trench coat. Popping it open with a sly smile, he reveals he's also dressed in shabby jeans and a "official corn maze guide" shirt which appears very much hand made with a sharpie. You don't trust that guy as far as you can throw him, but of course there's still an option to bribe him for a glimpse at his unreliable map or a whispered hint of the first turn you should take from the entrance to avoid dead ends and monsters.

-eats a sharpie shirt-

Suspicious looking guy is now topless, thus you can gaze at his sexy abs in awe. However he still prowls the entrance for a chance to earn gullible people's screams.

... -spits up shirt and leave it in The Pit-

Galllaaaaaa! I wanted to jump head first into that pit to get a souvenir picture of my time in the maze as well. Either you clean up or you draw me :P

-lives in The Pit now-

That doesn't keep you safe. I know where the pit is.