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Its like pandora's box except only with lawn care products. It is the reason you have a pit in the middle of the maze you've been trying for hours to get past.The reason the corn is taller than your 300 pixel at 72 ppi resolution can handle.

I could use a broken lawnmower blade.

The next DI item complete with saws for hands.

Having tool hands is not a bad idea.
Seriously though XD
Ugh but that pit though
who the hell puts a pit in a corn maze
Aren't corn mazes supposed to be safe places? Good natured safe fun, right? XD

Not near open flames, pesticides, itching skin, the worms that like to feast on corn, careful with the needles inside.

Good luck opening a jar with saw hands.

corn is serious fucking business

I remember going into a corn maze once a long time ago as a kid when I used to go to church.
I got left behind and found my own way out and got yelled at .-.
Specifically I got yelled at for walking THROUGH the corn more then disappearing, but still.

I really wanna go again to one to see what it really is like XD

Never been through one, I'm in a big city so even seeing farms I have to go North or South.

CAREFUL WITH THOSE DIRECTIONS
Glitch has scarred me.

I live in the county, of a city, pretending to be like seattle, while having cow farms 5 miles out of city limits XD
One of the High schools I went to had FFA as a required class for half a semester .-. I dissected a pigs Intestinal tract and learned to make wreaths and flower arrangments along with a lot about farms and livestock .-.

You had to make wreaths out of pig intestines?

Not at the same time no XD
But that is great imagery for the season.

I hunt and such so the imagery is normal, other than making weird knick knacks out of animals. I can't even fold paper well.

I have thought about making knick knacks out of what my animals bring me, But I am also too lazy to fully pursue my other 800 hobbies so I generally just toss them in the field XD
What do you hunt for generally?

I'm in Florida so hog is usually it, they're abundant so the season is very often. I need permits for birds, alligators, and a lot of the other animals. Hunting has a lot of regulations which is a good thing to protect the wildlife.

you guys can come here and we'll go to my local corn maze together. it made tv a couple years ago. . .

http://www.ktvb.com/news/local/fallo...maze/324184855

this year they did it like pac man

Travel across the entire country for a corn maze only to fall in a pit.