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The more you eat the more you toot...

Come on in an talk for beans! It can be a random statement, something about gardening, something about beans....but nothing about farting XD.

How many beans will you acquire from posting in here? Only you can find out by posting <3

I’m here :)

......but but but oh never mind that's right no tooting lol



Jelly beans

Man I also only had farting things to say
But
Beans are no Has-beens (HAHA) They are great protein for these beans (MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA)

Welcome, everyone! I hope you have a very bean-filled time while you're here!

I hope I can get all the beans I need before next friday XD

Mr. Bean approves.

I actually panicked for a second and thought the first was tomorrow.
I also forgot today was friday. XD
_Bean_ a long week XD

I love Mr. Bean :0

The thread approves of Mr. Bean.

Damn, I was hoping nobody got to this before I did. Gonna break the no farting rule for a post, hold on.

...Ahem.

BEANS, BEANS
THEY'RE GOOD FOR YER HEART

THE MORE YE EAT
THE MORE YE FART

THE MORE YE FART
THE BETTER YE FEEL

SO EATCHER BEANS
WITH EVERY MEAL

Beaning people with stuff is also a fun activity.

*beans everyone with BEANS!*

OH GOD THE BEANS.

BEAN ME UP SCOTTY

-dies on burning ramen at all the glorious puns-
It's Bean nice knowing you guys.