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dude. If I stumbled on a bunch of gold IRL... let's just say there's a LOT of stuff that would be dealt with.

True for everyone... Man, not having to worry about tuition would be A+.

Tuition, medication, therapy... taking care of my peeps... and then donating to awesome charities, and getting my dream tattoos done!

Gold! There's nothing here but worthless gold! Well, need more sand.

Cooler? More like sand transportation device.

Turns out that bucket was actually filled with mashed potatoes. Weird. Well, need more sand.

Your post is just OOZING sand!

You feel weirdly sleepy for a moment. You got X,000 Grains of Sand!

There's a hole in the pail! Now there are only X grains of sand left. Well, need more sand.

edit: Your post is just OOZING sand! You got X,000 Grains of Sand!

I saw the "You feel weirdly sleepy for a moment" and now I really wish there were more Nethack-like messages.

Did you know if you dig through the first layer of sand, there's even more underneath!? You got 51,000 Grains of Sand!

I almost choked when I saw the numbers displayed (and on the announcement lol).

Cooler? More like sand transportation device.

Your scheme to steal castles from the beach paid off!

God Golly Gosh Galla like throwing sand at me…. time to make a Sand Castle I guess.

Might make a sandman out of this.

lol poor Tiva. So much sand, so little time.