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Granted! But now to leave you must do it moonwalking.


I wish I didn't have to go out today.

Granted, but you're hospitalized with a painful condition.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

Granted, but now you can't touch the ground anymore.

I wish this video loaded faster.

Granted, but now every other site loads slower than a snail
I wish I wasn't so tired right now

Granted! But all your tiredness will crash you during the weekend.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted but now you wake up early every day but this day.

I wish this song wasn't stuck in my head.

Granted! Now cartoon openings are stuck in your head.

I wish I never had to wake up early :P

Granted, but now waking up and getting out of bed is even harder.

I wish I had an Nintendo Switch!

Granted but the games don't work on the system.

I wish I could go on a nice vacation!

Granted, but you are stuck in a time loop.

I wish learning new things wouldn't make my head throb.

Granted, but now you break a bone every time you learn something new.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but now you can never land!

I wish I didn't have this huge zit in my forehead

Granted, but now it's on your genitals at twice the size

I wish magic was real

Granted, but you're a muggle

I wish I could sleep for 24h

granted, but u have to stay awake for 24h afterwards

i wish i had photographic memory

Granted! But now you can't forget any gruesome moment... ever

I wish my finger wasn't hurt