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Derpy attempts to kick the door in, but it barely moves at all. "Help! I can't get in!"

...-walks up behind the dragon-

-opens the door-

There, now we’re both in.

Welcome, new guests! You've come right in time for Happy Hour, all drinks are on the house for the next 37 minutes.

Haaaaahahahaha nah. I’ve learned the power of consuming entirely too much pizza before drinks happen.

NICE I'll have some iced cocoa pls

iced cocoa

that’s a thing?

Actually I just like cocoa powder + milk straight from the fridge
but I wanted a fancy drink name

Wait so like, basically it’s chocolate milk?

"Thanks Espy!" Derpy waddles over, attempting to look tough. "I wanna latte pwease. A marshmallow rwasbwwwy one!"

....-picks Derpy up and puts them on the bar- There, now at least you’re tall.

Let me name my fancy drinks!! Non-alcoholic drinks never have fancy names :((((

*scoops chocolate ice cream into a glass and pours cocoa straight from the fridge over it, then decorates it with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles*

*froths up some milk, mixes it with a dash of coffee, then decorates it generously with whipped cream, raspberry sauce, fresh raspberries and a japanese cat shaped marshmallow*

YAAAS rainbow sprinkles *____*
I'll tip the bartender

I call this creation "Chocolate Rain on Ice". Fancy names for the win.

I'll call Tay Zonday for the royalties

Yeah, but I'll make him a good deal. He won't have to pay much for using my idea.