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And she was eaten by Jello in round 5. The end. ish.

I-It's not nice to eat people...

No, it is not.

Apparently I have less troubles in the company of spider-things than gelatinous goo.

It only proves you have make tasteful choices. Or someone's tasty choice. XD

Or some anthropomorphized being are less likely to eat things than others.

I'd rather eat shrimp, to be perfectly honest...

Shrimp over jello? :O
I'd rather be eaten by Jello

I don't think I could digest jello...

I can't figure out how to get the jello.

My steps aren't working for you in the event items thread, QMC?

Oh, I haven't looked at that. I've dodged the thread because I didn't want spoilers for the items I don't have yet.

Uh I can say then to be shocked at Jello at all times and then call them a lard

Not sure I've tried that. I thought I did the shocked path but must have ended it differently. Perhaps with the bill...

Anyone want any hand slaps? I've got a few of those. Not sure how to get rid of them. Or other things I have several of.

I'd say give it to newbies, but not sure how friendly that's gonna look...

lol
as an experienced newbie, free items are free items ¯\_(ツ)_/¯