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a bottle of beer isn't fun and games!!!

Oh trust me, I could do things...
You, me, and a bottle of beer - I'll show you...

I know there's porn with a transit cone, but I'm a person with limits
not so thick limits

How about we discuss your limits in my bedroom?

Ok... no bottles tho.
And safeword first, please.

Works for me. *grabs mdom and shoves her into the secluded room*

wait, what's the safe word...
DMB, the safe word!!
*locked in the room, knocking in steel doors*

I give you the old classic. 2:16, not safe for work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wowuE8m0JhU

I wish I wan't in class so I could clicky the linky

It's actually part of a full movie, but that scene just fits so well ^^

SHAME ON YOU trying to trick me with nordic words
I'm gonna learn them all on the plane there

Sooo, how many nordic words have you memorized by now? *innocent smile*

about 3
I've been busy ok

Haha, I guess so :D

Here's another one for you, because it's fun to learn something new every day.
snuskhummer

literal translation: dirty lobster
meaning: pervert

Nice
I'm going to call you dirty lobster from now on

Next event hangout will be called the Dirty Lobster Bar