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F*&%&(%^&% YEAH LIFE F*$%#$(N RULES FOR ME NOW

You obviously have the super powers to make anyone happy. It is a very rare and valuable super power

being super cool obvs

Also cat whisperer <3

The power to create prismatic rainbows! It doesn't do much, but it looks pretty!

power of yodeling enough decibels to crack an egg

the power of aromatic rainforest-scented farts.

Secretly your entire head is made of baby owls.

Hair only grows on half of her head

when u booty bump someone, u send them into orbit.

...thanks, nearly spat out my lemonade.

bluebird has a magnetic personality. like...literally. cyborgs and robots are attracted to their personality.

neat. i'll be spared when they finally take over.

u can manipulate wind. which is v useful when aiming.

You can summon packs of puppies at any moment, in any place in the galaxy.

Gives people nightmares in which they can't stop pirouetting

Lol good one.

Can make anyone brighten up their world with vast amounts of color and beauty.

It is now suddenly raining literal cats and dogs.

Can pull a baseball bat or guitar out of people's heads.

Can glide effortlessly between the waking and dream worlds.