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*blasts Macarena from an ipod shuffle from 2008*
YEAH NOW THAT`S A PARTY!

"WHEE!"
Derpy dances the Macarena as best as he can with his short arms and stubby little legs.

Go Derpy! You`re doing amazing!!

Next Derpy can teach us how to do the dance for Tragedy by Steps. (Originally by the BeeGees actually, but remade by steps, with a bitchin' 90's dance for the chorus.)
XD

It's hard to bear!with no one to love you, you're going nowhereeeee

hehe I know mostly because Steam powered giraffe used to sing it.

*applauds Derpy, then shows Strider the macarena in slow motion and encourages him to try as well*

Nice new look, Veshora!

Oh, thank you! I would blush... if I had skin, that is.

You have as many limbs as I do, if I count the wings of my horse.

-attempts to land gracefully in thread-

-falls on Veshora-

...

Eeek!

*throws a net on Drifter*

*quickly skitters away a few steps*

*curiously looks at the new person* Oh, a fellow cave dweller! Hello there ^^

...-extricates self gingerly from net-

Not so much a cave as, a house? An abandoned one. It’s...kind of caving in, though.

Well, that sounds interesting! Tell me more..

Yeah, I’m not really a cave kind of person. It’s more interesting to be around... people. Even if I’m not out much. I get to collect stuff they leave behind! And it’a funny — they think the building is haunted.

A couple weeks ago, some human teenagers came to my home on a dare, I think. One of them fell through the rotted floorboards and got stuck. Tempted to go help, but I didn’t want them to see me. His friends managed to rescue him after half an hour.

"A new pewson! Hi Dwifter!" Derpy waddles over and hugs one of your many legs. "You want a donut?" He offers up the donut in his paw, which is only missing one small bite. He looks at the donut, then up at you, and then back to the donut, a look of concern washing over his tiny little face as he tries to decide if his love of donuts is greater than his desire to make a new friend.

Most of my experience with people comes from working with that part-time evil overlord *points at Death* But having an abandoned building sounds like adventure, especially if people think it's haunted. I can imagine those human teens entering for a dare...