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I could get used to this sweet stuff.

Where... where does your food even go?

That's one of the last few remaining mysteries of mankind.

Maybe your bones can absorb nutrients!

Well, technically the drider part has all intestines...

...But it still has to somehow make its way /to/ the drider part.

Gravity.

wait so food just freefalls between a dreleton’s mouth and drider parts?

You have very weird concepts of science. That's all I'll say.

Science is meant to be weird!

Exactly.

as weird as a half skeleton half spider can be. or more.

Nah, in a world where unicorns ride pegasuses any half spider half skeleton being is pretty much common.

I feel called out D:

Funny random fact: We have a game show that is completely based around people who claim to be able to do a certain thing (eg. name each different brand of crispbread based solely on the sound it makes when being eaten) and then have to prove it in the show. There's always a couple of these contestants plus one bet that goes to the moderator.
That bet is chosen by the viewers between three possibilities and always works like "We bet you are not able to ___ by the time the show ends". Once a suggested possibility was "We bet you are not able to get a carriage into the show where the horse is sitting in it and the coachman pulls the cart."
Sadly it wasn't picked as that episode's bet. I would've loved to see that.

I WOULD'VE LOVED TO SEE THAT TOO!!!

I bet you can't find an online pic (not made by you) of a half skeleton/half spider