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Yes. Totally. That's exactly what happened and the cat is doing just fine. Good owl.

You've heard of rescue dogs, and now... rescue owls, trained by Biomecha!

I should teach them to find new homes for the rabbits. They're assholes and let me or the dogs get too close.

What is the problem with getting too close to the dogs?

They're wild animals. Aggressive and may potentially bite them. No telling what diseases they carry and also things like ticks. I've seen them headbutt one another when they get territorial.

D:
rabbits ain't like bunnies on tv.

Domesticated ones can be nice. There used to not be so many wild ones when we had greyhounds... for some mysterious reason. Sometimes you find babies.

Hm, you could hunt them to eat maybe. How to hunt? Don't ask me.

Blech, not even a fan of how regular meat tastes. Wouldn't want to hunt them anyway. I'll leave that to the owls or coyotes.

Coyotes! Do you have running ostriches, too?

Just deer...and maybe the occasional loose farm animal.

Deers aren't violent... I think... they don't seem to, at least.

Heheh, they do. They will kick with their hooves, not good for dogs. The young males can get violent, especially around mating season, and use their horns. Mothers get protective.

D:
are you sure you live in a city?

I live...outside the city? In the woods mostly.

I was punished for making fun of you by seeing a sign at the hospital that said 'don't feed the monkeys'
can you imagine monkeys at the hospital