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Sure. go fetch me 12 large sticks, an elephant, and 3 pounds of butter.

What no toast and jelly!?

that's not until phase 2 of the plan.

Darn!
-goes fetches sticks, an elephant, and peanut butter.

oh no, peanut butter? I asked for regular butter! **brutally beats Illusion with one of the sticks**

I now require volcanic rocks, a keg of grape jelly, and 3 chickens.

-gets volcananic rock, a truck load of jelly, and 20 chickens-

Lucid happy yes!? -sweats and is tired-

:D YAY! Good job! now that we have such a jelly surplus, I will give you a gift of a whole SWIMMING POOL FILLED WITH JELLY! this is exciting. what a grand present.

=OOOOOO Indeed it is!!!
*jumps in and gets all sticky*
YAAAAAY!!! =D Ewww theres a bunch of flies on here.. And I CAN'T MOVE!

you're supposed to eat your way through the pool. Cx

*eats*
BLAH I'M EATING FLIES! *Gets out*
Fuee!!!
Blah!
*takes a shower and gets old clothes on*

**sacrifices one of our surplus chickens to our almighty Fen-god.**

o.o....
-waits for something to happen.-

THE FEN-GODS ARE APPEASED! **dances around**

Well that's good.

OOOKANAKA OOKANAKA!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... Kanka!!!

The cake is a lie!